The oral rules

I think every girl and boy enjoys the benifits of a well orchestrated head. It's delicious is it not? A mans hot lips nestled sweetly between your legs, his warm toungue bringing your warm breaths and little squeels to life or the jolt of pleasure a man gets when she slides her mouth slowly onto his hot cock.

Well I've decided to pass a bit of time and under the guise of fun and few artfully placed alcoholic drinks. Me and a few girlfriends commenced writing the oral rules.

1.) All things that go into your mouth onbviously should undergo observation first.

Any colored bumps?
Your out!
Any splotches?
Your out!
Your out!
Your out!

2.) everything should be impeccably groomed.

WAX ladies and unfortunately men this includes you too. You must groom There is nothing more disgusting than the male bush. ( I hate to get this disgustingly visual after all I am a lady no matter how naughty. But no dame wants to pick hairs out of her teeth)

I rest my case.

The same for ladies. A girl should fresh and impeccably groomed and delightfully smooth.

3.) weird odors are NOT to be tolerated.

EVER! (gross)

4.) for men:

Trim the beardy fellas. It's pretty sensitive down there and it's feels like a Brillo pad. A reallly painful one.

5.) for the women:

Trim the Brillo pad. It's scratchy. And weird. Smooth is the way to go!

Now pertaining to oral GODS!

You very few men and woman deserve medals for your spine tingling
Toe curling orgasms.

xoxoxo

Adieu lovers.